what happens whenever Alexa reads Homestuck and asks me to help explain things

• Alexa: two simple questions
• Me: HERE'S YOUR INTRODUCTORY PARAGRAPH ABOUT THE TOPICS I'M COVERING
• Me: BACKGROUND INFO AND SOME CANON EVIDENCE
• Me: a list for good measure
• Me: SOME COMPARISONS
• Me: extra information that is completely unnecessary
• Me: ANOTHER LIST, but this one is bolded for your convenience
• Me: semi-rhetorical questions hoping to bait you into more homestuck discussion
• Me: concluding statement